There is a special place in hell reserved for anyone who spits gum on the dance floor. You're not in the valley, it's not uncaringly hip. It's just lame, from your mouth to my feet.
Stop taking vertical pictures with your digital camera. I know you may think you're a real Ansel Adams turning the camera sideways, but you're just an ass. No person is that tall, just back up a few steps.
They are cold and uninviting. When you get out of the shower and walk across a wood floor all the sand and dirt sticks to your feet. Then you put your socks on and it ruins the whole day. All rooms should have wall-to-wall carpeting.
road trips are about to become a thing of the past... Gas is too damn expensive! Plus car rides are too boring for the "MTV generation"... Too bad, eh?
what the fuck is up with these assholes? Are you really in that big of a hurry? I wish I had a James bond car with lasers so I could saw their fing car in half as the drove by
people talk so loud on the phone. i want to smack them. i don't need to know your whole family history.
Hi 2 U can you turn this PDF into a WORD doc?
NO!
I hate new jersey sometimes! I can't find an apartment I like anywhere! And then when I do like one it's taken already!!!
My girlfriend stole all the covers last night, and I woke up freezing cold. I sat up and said, "NICE!" but it sounded like "NOYCE!" She didn't seem to feel bad about it, and it pissed me off even more.
fu dunkin